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Paul Wattam

I.S.C.H.   GQHP  EFTP  MBBRS

Clinical Hypnotherapist

Sandiacre, Nottingham

0757 0292 063

Laugh yourself out of stress.

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When it comes to relieving stress, more giggles and guffaws are just what the doctor ordered. Here's why.

 

Whether you're guffawing at a sitcom on TV or quietly giggling at a newspaper cartoon, laughing does you good. Laughter is a great form of stress relief, and that's no joke.

 

Stress relief from laughter

A good sense of humor can't cure all ailments, but data is mounting about the positive things laughter can do.

 

Short-term benefits

A good laugh has great short-term effects. When you start to laugh, it doesn't just lighten your load mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body. Laughter can:

 

  • Stimulate many organs. Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain.

 

  • Activate and relieve your stress response. A rollicking laugh fires up and then cools down your stress response, and it can increase your heart rate and blood pressure. The result? A good, relaxed feeling.

 

  • Soothe tension. Laughter can also stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation, both of which can help reduce some of the physical symptoms of stress.

 

Long-term effects

Laughter isn't just a quick pick-me-up, though. It's also good for you over the long term. Laughter may:

 

  • Improve your immune system. Negative thoughts manifest into chemical reactions that can affect your body by bringing more stress into your system and decreasing your immunity. In contrast, positive thoughts can actually release neuropeptides that help fight stress and potentially more-serious illnesses.

 

  • Relieve pain. Laughter may ease pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers.

 

  • Increase personal satisfaction. Laughter can also make it easier to cope with difficult situations. It also helps you connect with other people.

 

  • Improve your mood. Many people experience depression, sometimes due to chronic illnesses. Laughter can help lessen your depression and anxiety and may make you feel happier.


Improve your sense of humor

Are you afraid you have an underdeveloped — or nonexistent — sense of humor? No problem. Humor can be learned. In fact, developing or refining your sense of humor may be easier than you think.

 

Put humor on your horizon. Find a few simple items, such as photos, greeting cards or comic strips, that make you chuckle. Then hang them up at home or in your office. Keep funny movies, books or comedy albums on hand for when you need an added humor boost. Look online at joke websites. Go to a comedy club.


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Find a way to laugh about your own situations and watch your stress begin to fade away. Even if it feels forced at first, practice laughing. It does your body good.

 

Consider trying laughter yoga. In laughter yoga, people practice laughter as a group. Laughter is forced at first, but it can soon turn into spontaneous laughter.

 

Share a laugh. Make it a habit to spend time with friends who make you laugh. And then return the favor by sharing funny stories or jokes with those around you.


Knock, knock. Browse through your local bookstore or library's selection of joke books and get a few rib ticklers in your repertoire that you can share with friends.


Know what isn't funny. Don't laugh at the expense of others. Some forms of humor aren't appropriate. Use your best judgment to discern a good joke from a bad, or hurtful, one.


Laughter is the best medicine

Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing at work.

Laugh the tension away....

Funnies

 It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets......
 

Times are really hard at the moment, I hear the mafia has just had to lay off 3 more judges.....
 

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.....

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.......

Victoria Wood  -  Let's Do It

Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.....

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.....

Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally someone who understands me".....

I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. It's way past time I got a new keyboard.....

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.....

Yes Prime Minister - Leading questions

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" 
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead." There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?".....

The first 50 years of your childhood are always the hardest

Little Timmy asks his father: 
Timmy: "Dad, where does the wind come from?"
    Dad: "I don't know."
Timmy: "Why do dogs bark?"
    Dad:"I don't know."
Timmy:"Why is the earth round?"
    Dad:"I don't know."
Timmy:"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
    Dad:"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.".......

The face is familiar....... but I can't quite remember my name.........

A pub called gym

"Just off to the gym dear"..........

I‘ve decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn’t want to do it at first, but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.....

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.....

Brilliant 'Smash' advert from the 1970's

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.....

Yes, I’ve lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.....

I keep meaning to start dieting, but I've had a lot on my plate recently.....

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some and, munching, asks her why she isn’t having any herself.
“Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.”
“Why buy them at all then?” wonders the driver.
“You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”.....

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.....

The two ronnies Fork handles

What do you call a Frenchman wearing Sandals? ...... Phillipe Phillop...........

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven’t had a barbecue in months.....

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary

I lived with a girl for a few weeks. It was nice until she found out I was there.................

I had a homeless girlfriend once it was great, I could drop her off where ever I wanted.............

A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off!..............

My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines!!!....

My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines!!!....

I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one!..........

Funny - Soccer Shootout With Scott Sterling

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious...............

Talking Dog

Our Icecream man was found dead in his van yesterday. He was covered from head to foot in 'hundreds and thousands' and chocolate sauce..........

Police think he topped himself................

I named my dog "5 miles"... so I can tell people that I walk 5 miles every day! ..........

I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way… So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness...........

A duck walks into a bar....

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"If you don't stop asking me for bread I'll nail your beak to the bar"

"Got any Nails?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"..........

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job..........

Cat becomes Michael Jackson

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person... and that person drinks a lot!..........

I’m in shape... Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato...........

Taking a stroll for dinner

I was in the supermarket. I was at one of the new self-service tills. You know the ones - with the two extra members of staff hanging around...........

When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is! Why would you keep looking after you've found it?...........

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says.."Does this taste funny to you?"...........

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up............

Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping...........

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room...........

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back...........

Irish girl sunbathing

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public..........

Don't condemn nudists - they were born like that...........

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers............

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius...........

I meant to do that!!!

Funny phobias
Sunbathing stones
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